The Rad Tech Student Elbow X-Ray Song: SHOOTIN BOWS!

Chorus: I’m shootin’ bows son, I’m shootin’ bows son,
I’m doing 4 views, instead of just one,
I’m shooting bows baby, I’m shootin’ bows baby,
I know it’s broken, but of course I can’t say nothing baby

An 8×10 is what it takes to shoot them bows right,
I’m lightin up your bows beneath the collimator light,
Its open wide baby, The CR’s right on point,
3 inches proximal and distal to the elbow joint,
Lateral oblique, a tough position maybe,
The ulna must be FREE, of superimposition baby,
See your capitulum; it’s out in plain view,
I give the RAD a bonus, soft tissue

Chorus:

Rotate the other way; I’m going buck wild,
I see your coronoid process…Profile,
X-ray vision baby, what do I see now?
A longer medial humeral epicondyle
We’re going lateral, that bow is sideways,
An open elbow joint that’s centered to the central ray,
I’m looking carefully and judging from the class I had,
I know that something’s wrong because I see your fat pads

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